stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via upforbearjewel)


chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via gnarly)


gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

(via twins-with-cheeky-grins)


it hurts knowing someone you used to talk to everyday, doesn’t even care about you any more..


Harry Potter

We’ve studied with Hermione. Played Quidditch with Ron. Hid creatures with Hagrid. Laughed with Fred and George. Fought against Voldemort. Shared bravery with Neville. Understood true love with Snape. Made all the wrong choices with Draco. Worked with Dumbledore. Rebelled against Umbridge. And believed with Harry until the end. Now it’s over, and now all we can do is remember,and thank JK Rowling for the time of your life. Let us never forget. ‘Always’.


locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

(via nargleslayer)


 

 



williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

williams-sonoma:

Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

(via this-is-how-i-scroll)


cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via standard-grid)


Youtubers Whispers Game

(via mynameschai)




I am both happy and sad at the same time, and I’m still trying to find out how that could be.
Charlie, Perks of Being a Wallflower
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